The Sentinel

5 Zodiac Signs That Wake Up and Choose Chaos

Apr 19, 2022
Scorpio (October 22 – November 21)
“I am literally going to get violent,” Euphoria’s Maddy Perez famously said. “Relatable AF!” Scorpios across the nation chimed. We can’t talk about waking up and choosing chaos without talking about our scorpion sisters who are famous for having that lethal stinger at the ready. And while these icons of vengeance and retribution won’t get violent like Maddy (because that is never the answer), they will absolutely make sure they get even somehow.
Aries (March 21 to April 19)
Fiery Aries are like hurricanes when they walk into a room. Though they too are ruled by Mars, their brand of chaos is not about the get back, like Scorpios. Aries are fun-loving, spontaneous beings. They’re full of boundless energy and verve which can be overwhelming to someone of a demurer nature (Pisces, for example).
Sagittarius (November 22 to December 21)
We love them for their friendly personas, and their charm is damn near irresistible. But these beloved fire signs’ tragic flaw is that they get bored easily, so they too are prone to pot-stirring. These archers are like magicians when it comes to navigating groups, so if you need someone to get everyone to loosen up at a formal dinner, for example, Sags will get the job done.
Taurus (April 20 to June May 20)
You don’t have to be an expert farmer to know that taunting a tranquil bull is a bad, bad idea. The same applies to these earth signs symbolized by the fierce animal. While they won’t instigate like our fire signs above, once they’ve been provoked, prepare for a world of chaos until they feel like you understand where you went wrong.
Gemini (May 21 to June 20)
Symbolized by twins, it’s not like Geminis really choose chaos as much as it just so happens they’re in the middle of it…like…all the time. It is Gemini’s nature to constantly be of two minds, so imagine trying to plan a surprise party with someone who is frequently going back and forth on their decision. It is chaotic.